206 - BidMore Brings To You More Punny Puns

Ok, I scoured the intenet (actually just to the Reader's Digest site) to bring to you a few puns that I thought were pretty punny. I hope you enjoy them as much as I did.Q. Why was King Arthur's army too tired to fight? A. It had too many sleepless knights.Q. Which country's capital has the fastest-growing population? A. Ireland. Every day it's Dublin.Q. I asked my French friend if she likes to play video games. She said, "Wii."The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working, with no explanation. It doesn't make any cents!Q. What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? A. A hippo is really heavy, and a Zippo is a little lighter.I'm only friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know Y.Q. Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between the pot he uses to make potions and his best friend? A. They're both cauld ron.Want to hear something terrible? Paper. See? I told you it was tear-able.Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea.A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case.